Perl gives me headaches. But I’m fond of one of Larry Wall’s three virtues: Laziness. This is a story of how sometimes laziness lets you do fun things.

Distributed systems and microservices are as ubiquitous as the coronavirus in 2020. This results in a requirement for a lot of integration. And a nice way to maintain the glue code is to use SDKs rather than have multiple services write the transport glue themselves. Like so…